Thought about titling this post “The Pregnancy Pact” but wanted to pay homage to Uncle R.
So “news” around Nats camp is that Josh Willingham’s wife has delivered a child and we’re still waiting on Guz 2.0. I thought it very odd that both Willingham and Guzman both are expecting around the same time. Coincidence (absolutely) I THINK NOT!
Allow me to indulge my secret dream to be a writer for the Weekly World News (bat boy? seriously?). Now I could go down many roads here. Swingers anyone? But I’m going to tie this loosely to baseball. The average human gestation period is 280 days (40 weeks). Counting back 40 weeks from today puts us in the late May, early June time frame. A quick check of the results show that at this point the Nats had a stellar record of 14-36 and had just recently strung together 7 and 6 game losing streaks. Nothing eases the pain of losing like gettin’ it on!
Seriously though, congrats to Guzzie and the Hammer!
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